Undeniable SEC statements from Week 2
Here’s a statement about each SEC team after their Week 2 performances, and we think you’ll find it undeniable.
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- Alabama: It wasn’t exactly a surprise that Nick Saban lit Lane Kiffin’s ass on fire at the end of the Western Kentucky game. The team looked sleepy. They beat the spread, but only just! Also, Nick Saban’s strategy of saying unkind things about the team to fire them up for big games wasn’t lost on the Alabama media. It becomes a bit of a charade. Especially when the guy doing it could star in ‘Willow’.
- Tennessee: Caused five fumbles, and recovered them. And took advantage of Virginia Tech’s fumblefingers. This team may not be as bad as we thought they were against Appalachian State.
- Arkansas: When you make throat-slash gestures and your team loses to Bret Bielema, that’s karma, Kenny Hill.
- Georgia: The Bulldogs have no offensive line, according to a friend who was at the debacle against Nicholls State. “This will be a ****ing long season,” he added.
- LSU: Danny Etlng is maybe the new king of LSU. Mainly because Brandon Harris is a crapshow. We don’t know why Leonard Fournette didn’t play, but we presume he wasn’t injured.
- Ole Miss: If this game was preparation for Alabama, then this was, er, fine.
- Kentucky: The Wildcats aren’t very good.
- Florida: Can’t wait for the Tennessee game. That’ll decide the East.
- Mississippi State: Great rebound against South Alabama. The lightning break was cool too. They are still the weakest team in the West. By a mile.
- Texas A&M: We thought they’d pitch a shut-out against mighty Prairie View A&M. We were right.
- Missouri: Hell froze over. Missouri scored 61 and won by 40. And Drew Locke looked good doing it, too.
- Auburn: They papered the new oaks after the win over Arkansas State. Sean White actually looked serviceable (he threw 3 TDs), folks.
- South Carolina: Kept on battling.
- Vanderbilt: Middle Tennessee State’s ‘D’ makes Vanderbilt’s offense look good.